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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Oxford Names ‘Vape’ Word Of The Year

Lexicographers for Oxford Dictionaries have named the word “vape,” meaning to inhale and exhale vapor from an electronic cigarette, as their word of the year for 2014, explaining that it “has been a lightning rod for a lot of discussion about the positions we want to take as a society.” What do you think?

  • “Can’t they wait until I learn all the words that already exist before adding new ones?”

    Todd Robinson Delivery Route Mapper
  • “But it’s only November. Who knows what neologisms will be coined before the year’s end?”

    Meryle Moore Typeface Cataloguer
  • “This is about as bold a political statement as a dictionary company can make.”

    Wilson West Blinds Drawer

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