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Palace Of Biblical King David Found

A team of Israeli archaeologists claim to have uncovered the ruins of the famed biblical King David’s palace near Jerusalem, though some historians and archaeologists dispute the findings and others claim David never existed at all. What do you think?

  • “To confirm that it’s David, they should look around for a small stone.”

    Harley Whalen Systems Analyst
  • “Hmm, what’s the address of that house they found? Because they should check the Bible to see if it matches up.”

    Leora Musgrove Polishing Wheel Repairer
  • “I guess that place in Paterson I thought was King David’s belonged to some other guy.”

    Iggy Bly Unclaimed Property Officer

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