Palestinian Leader Arafat Exhumed

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Palestinian Leader Arafat Exhumed

Following an investigation that found polonium-210, a lethal chemical, on articles of his clothing, the body of longtime Palestinian nationalist leader Yasser Arafat, who died in 2004, was exhumed today to determine whether he was poisoned. What do you think?

  • “But who would want to kill Yasser Arafat?”

    Patrick Voorheis
    Maintenance Dispatcher
  • “How do we know his clothes didn’t just come like that, like those jeans that come ripped?”

    Kendra Rojas
    Diving Board Assembler
  • “If their hunch is correct, they need to administer the antidote ASAP.”

    Stefan Remmel
    Unemployed