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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.

Trump Asks Entire Senate To Clear Out Of Chamber So He Can Speak To Comey Alone

WASHINGTON—Entering through a side door and bidding the assembled legislators, congressional aides, and members of the media to give him a moment with the former FBI director, President Donald Trump reportedly asked the entire Senate to clear the chamber during James Comey’s testimony Thursday so he could speak to him alone.

A Timeline Of The Watergate Scandal

With the White House mired in controversy, comparisons to Washington’s most famous scandal have been common, if not always accurate. Forty-five years after the events leading to Nixon’s resignation, The Onion presents a detailed timeline of the Watergate scandal.

Bo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School

DAYTON, OH—Calling on the 2017 class of canines to make the most of their training as they head out into the world, former first dog Bo Obama delivered a stirring commencement speech Friday to graduates of the Dayton Obedience School.
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Palin Charged Children's Travel To State

According to an investigation by the Associated Press, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska for trips her children took with her, later amending expense reports to describe their travel as official state business. What do you think?
  • "If I act outraged, will it help the actual, obvious case for why she shouldn't be elected?"

    Aaron McBain Clothier
  • "I'm sure those children had a perfectly legitimate reason to be at that transportation infrastructure subcommittee meeting."

    Kyle Fitzpatrick Metal Grinder
  • "Oh, leave the poor woman alone. I'd like to see you try and raise five retarded children."

    Jeri Anderson Clerk

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