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Palin Claims Innocence Despite Report

Responding to a report which said that she broke ethics laws in trying to have an Alaska state trooper fired, Gov. Sarah Palin said the report cleared her of unlawful or unethical activity. What do you think?
  • "Well, she'd be able to address it more directly if the Democrats hadn't made truth so partisan."

    Charlie Wheadon
    X-Ray Technician
  • "In my opinion, breaking ethics laws and then publicly lying about it is what gives her that down-home regular-gal charm."

    Betty Hunter
    Shoe Repair Person
  • "Barack Obama is a Muslim."

    Darick Keene
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