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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

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Panama Papers Reveal Widespread Tax Evasion

Over 11.5 million leaked files dubbed the “Panama Papers” reveal that the world’s wealthy elites are hiding money in offshore accounts to evade taxation, a leak that implicates the prime minister of Iceland, the president of Ukraine, and Vladimir Putin, among others. What do you think?

  • “You always hear rumors about shady offshore dealings, but never in my worst dreams did I suspect Sigmundur Gunnlaugsson was involved.”

    Ray Whelan Ringtone Composer
  • “They should be proud of their wealth instead of feeling like they need to hide it halfway around the globe!”

    Grant Ebelhofer Regulations Officer
  • “I trust that the world’s most powerful leaders will punish themselves accordingly.”

    Joy Beckler Jingle Approver

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