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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Papal Conclave Begins At Vatican

The Vatican’s College of Cardinals convened the papal conclave today, beginning the process of selecting the Roman Catholic Church’s 266th pope. What do you think?

  • “To be honest, I was pretty disappointed by the first 265 popes. But I have a really good feeling about this one.”

    Martin Garr Disc Jockey
  • “Conclaves are a sham, man. Everyone knows that corporations choose the pope.”

    Elizabeth Sutton Dog Breeder
  • “Can you imagine spending hours and hours in a room with those old guys just talking pope stuff all day? So awesome.”

    Conrad Osgood Beekeeper
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