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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Paper Proposes One-Way Trips To Mars

An article in the Journal Of Cosmology suggests that in order to make a manned flight to Mars an affordable reality in the near future, plans should not include a return trip. What do you think?

  • "Of course! Russia saved billions by using the same strategy for its submarine program."

    Sharron Bentler Receptionist
  • "They ought to send my wife! You see, she’s an astronaut, and it’s always been her dream to go to Mars."

    Darryl Morejon Systems Analyst
  • "Have all current and former members of Kiss been contacted about this exciting opportunity to advance science and the human race?"

    Dale Gibson Unemployed

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