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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Parents Urged To Suck Infants' Pacifiers To Prevent Allergies

A study found that parents could help prevent allergies in their infants by sucking on their children’s pacifiers before returning them to the kids, thereby introducing them to a variety of oral bacteria and aiding their immune system development. What do you think?

  • “Owning a baby just keeps getting grosser and grosser.”

    Alexander Bonnet Unemployed
  • “It’s been quite a while since I’ve sucked on a pacifier. But not quite as long as you might hope.”

    Aurora Roland Silhouette Artist
  • “I don’t love my kid that much.”

    Werner Schafer Engine Assembler

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