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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Parrots Observed Using Tools, Sharing

Psychologists have found that captive parrots use tools such as pebbles or date pits to scrape the inside of seashells to derive their nourishing calcium powder and also share those tools with one another, the first evidence of a nonhuman species exhibiting these behaviors. What do you think?

  • “I bet they’re selfish in other ways, though.”

    Tammy Blankenship Systems Analyst
  • “What a fascinating discovery right before we inevitably eliminate the species.”

    Alex Connor Prison Janitor
  • “A date pit—of course! Why didn’t I think of that?”

    Rusty Bohls Charity Registrar

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