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'Partial-Birth Abortion' Ban Upheld

The Supreme Court upheld a 2003 Congressional ban on intact dilation and evacuation of a fetus. What do you think?
  • "But what if you don't find out till late in the pregnancy that your fetus is doomed to be a total nerd?"

    Theresa Bennell
    Systems Analyst
  • "Partial-birth abortion is a horrific practice second only to the grotesque act of sexual intercourse."

    Keith Milan
    Gymnastics Coach
  • "This ban just ruins the whole abortion experience for me."

    Ivan Sarkisian
    Respiratory Therapist

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