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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Pat Robertson's Remarks

Televangelist Pat Robertson recently called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. What do you think?
  • "This recalls a moral and ethical dilemma theologians have grappled with for millennia, namely: Is it right to murder people?"

    Lisa Willis Florist
  • "Pat Robertson, as a Christian, a politician, or a pundit, is a living argument for the separation of head and body."

    Earl Keener Technical Writer
  • "Forgive him, Father. He knows not his ass from a fucking hole in the ground."

    Stephen LaSalle Truck Driver
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