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Pat Robertson's Remarks

Televangelist Pat Robertson recently called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. What do you think?
  • "This recalls a moral and ethical dilemma theologians have grappled with for millennia, namely: Is it right to murder people?"

    Lisa Willis
    Florist
  • "Pat Robertson, as a Christian, a politician, or a pundit, is a living argument for the separation of head and body."

    Earl Keener
    Technical Writer
  • "Forgive him, Father. He knows not his ass from a fucking hole in the ground."

    Stephen LaSalle
    Truck Driver
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