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Patrick Duffy Turns 60

Tomorrow is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?
  • "Oh, that’s when you celebrate it? Interesting, back home in Canada we observe it on the third Monday of March."

    Greg Asaro Systems Analyst
  • “Patrick Duffy's going to be 60?! Shit, that must make me, like, 25, because I don't know who the fuck Patrick Duffy is.”

    Emily Saunders Food Technologist
  • “He’s actually 59. Remember, there was that one year that was just a dream.”

    Jon Goplen Bookkeeper

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