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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Patrick Duffy Turns 60

Tomorrow is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?
  • "Oh, that’s when you celebrate it? Interesting, back home in Canada we observe it on the third Monday of March."

    Greg Asaro Systems Analyst
  • “Patrick Duffy's going to be 60?! Shit, that must make me, like, 25, because I don't know who the fuck Patrick Duffy is.”

    Emily Saunders Food Technologist
  • “He’s actually 59. Remember, there was that one year that was just a dream.”

    Jon Goplen Bookkeeper

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