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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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Patrick Duffy Turns 60

Tomorrow is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?
  • "Oh, that’s when you celebrate it? Interesting, back home in Canada we observe it on the third Monday of March."

    Greg Asaro Systems Analyst
  • “Patrick Duffy's going to be 60?! Shit, that must make me, like, 25, because I don't know who the fuck Patrick Duffy is.”

    Emily Saunders Food Technologist
  • “He’s actually 59. Remember, there was that one year that was just a dream.”

    Jon Goplen Bookkeeper

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