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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Patrick Duffy’s Ideal Role

What role do you think Patrick Duffy would be best suited for?
  • "I think he should play the lone survivor of an aquatic race who uses his special powers to aid the government. He already played one? Well, then how about the patriarch of a blended family? Really? Wow. This guy is good."

    Donald Zagoras Marine Recruiter
  • “Does one instruct Beethoven on which key is most pleasing or tell Picasso what colors are fairest? No. One simply admires a virtuoso at work.”

    Felix Tunnison Drywaller
  • "Anything where he gets to smile."

    Mary Nahn Museum Curator

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