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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Patrick Duffy's New Film

Production is complete on He's Such A Girl, starring Patrick Duffy. Why hasn't this film been released yet? What do you think?
  • “They’re probably working on a title that isn’t so incongruous with Patrick Duffy’s irrefutable virility.”

    Amanda Scott Account Representative
  • “You tell me. In this period of economic distress, you would assume the first thing people would be running to is Patrick Duffy.”

    Mike Gale Systems Analyst
  • “The Duff loves to keep 'em waiting.”

    Tom Bruckner Retail Cashier

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