Patrick Duffy's New Film

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Vol 45 Issue 12

Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?"
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Patrick Duffy's New Film

Production is complete on He's Such A Girl, starring Patrick Duffy. Why hasn't this film been released yet? What do you think?
  • “They’re probably working on a title that isn’t so incongruous with Patrick Duffy’s irrefutable virility.”

    Amanda Scott
    Account Representative
  • “You tell me. In this period of economic distress, you would assume the first thing people would be running to is Patrick Duffy.”

    Mike Gale
    Systems Analyst
  • “The Duff loves to keep 'em waiting.”

    Tom Bruckner
    Retail Cashier
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