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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Patrick Duffy's New Film

Production is complete on He's Such A Girl, starring Patrick Duffy. Why hasn't this film been released yet? What do you think?
  • “They’re probably working on a title that isn’t so incongruous with Patrick Duffy’s irrefutable virility.”

    Amanda Scott Account Representative
  • “You tell me. In this period of economic distress, you would assume the first thing people would be running to is Patrick Duffy.”

    Mike Gale Systems Analyst
  • “The Duff loves to keep 'em waiting.”

    Tom Bruckner Retail Cashier

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