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LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

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Patrick Duffy's New Film

Production is complete on He's Such A Girl, starring Patrick Duffy. Why hasn't this film been released yet? What do you think?
  • “They’re probably working on a title that isn’t so incongruous with Patrick Duffy’s irrefutable virility.”

    Amanda Scott Account Representative
  • “You tell me. In this period of economic distress, you would assume the first thing people would be running to is Patrick Duffy.”

    Mike Gale Systems Analyst
  • “The Duff loves to keep 'em waiting.”

    Tom Bruckner Retail Cashier

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