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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Patriot Act Renewed

The House and Senate have reached a deal to re-authorize the Patriot Act. What do you think?
  • "Dammit! I'm never going to be able to check that falafel cookbook out of the library."

    Bill Parker Metal Fabricator
  • "It's about time they did something to stop all the out-of-control patriotism in this country."

    Mary Alice Cornog Beekeeper
  • "I'd really like to tell this damn government what I think, but thanks to the Patriot Act, they already know."

    Matt Morreti Zoologist

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