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Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch

In case you missed last night's premiere of the second season of "Onion News Network", watch Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born with a god-awful, hateful face.

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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Paul Harvey Dead At 90

Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died of undisclosed causes in Arizona on Saturday. What do you think?
  • "My life won't be the same without him. Hell, it was Paul Harvey who turned me on to the potato."

    Aaron Carpenter Systems Analyst
  • “Are the doctors positive this isn’t just an exceptionally long pause in his delivery?”

    Jane Martinson Unemployed
  • "And that little boy, who grew up, did some things, and then died when he was 90 was...Paul Harvey."

    Adam Bateman Drywaller

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