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Paul Harvey Dead At 90

Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died of undisclosed causes in Arizona on Saturday. What do you think?
  • "My life won't be the same without him. Hell, it was Paul Harvey who turned me on to the potato."

    Aaron Carpenter Systems Analyst
  • “Are the doctors positive this isn’t just an exceptionally long pause in his delivery?”

    Jane Martinson Unemployed
  • "And that little boy, who grew up, did some things, and then died when he was 90 was...Paul Harvey."

    Adam Bateman Drywaller

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