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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Paul Harvey Dead At 90

Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died of undisclosed causes in Arizona on Saturday. What do you think?
  • "My life won't be the same without him. Hell, it was Paul Harvey who turned me on to the potato."

    Aaron Carpenter Systems Analyst
  • “Are the doctors positive this isn’t just an exceptionally long pause in his delivery?”

    Jane Martinson Unemployed
  • "And that little boy, who grew up, did some things, and then died when he was 90 was...Paul Harvey."

    Adam Bateman Drywaller

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