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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr To Perform At Grammys

Surviving Beatles Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will perform together at this year’s Grammy Awards on January 26. What do you think?

  • “Finally, my kids will get to experience Beatlemania for themselves!”

    Art Kantrowe Outsole Cutter
  • “Wait, sirs are permitted to play with non-sirs?”

    Juliana Guerrero Fortune Teller
  • “Those two just love rubbing it in George and John’s faces that they’re still alive.”

    Lester Benson Tunnel Worker
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