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Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr To Perform At Grammys

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Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr To Perform At Grammys

Surviving Beatles Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will perform together at this year’s Grammy Awards on January 26. What do you think?

  • “Finally, my kids will get to experience Beatlemania for themselves!”

    Art Kantrowe Outsole Cutter
  • “Wait, sirs are permitted to play with non-sirs?”

    Juliana Guerrero Fortune Teller
  • “Those two just love rubbing it in George and John’s faces that they’re still alive.”

    Lester Benson Tunnel Worker

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