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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr To Perform At Grammys

Surviving Beatles Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will perform together at this year’s Grammy Awards on January 26. What do you think?

  • “Finally, my kids will get to experience Beatlemania for themselves!”

    Art Kantrowe Outsole Cutter
  • “Wait, sirs are permitted to play with non-sirs?”

    Juliana Guerrero Fortune Teller
  • “Those two just love rubbing it in George and John’s faces that they’re still alive.”

    Lester Benson Tunnel Worker

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