Paul McCartney To Headline Bonnaroo

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Weird Al Yankovic unveiled this year’s lineup for the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, announcing that Sir Paul McCartney would headline the four-day event along with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and Mumford and Sons. What do you think?

  • “He’s got to be thrilled for the chance to share a stage with Marcus Mumford.”

    Robert Alonzo
  • “Good one, Weird Al. Now, how about we get someone who’s not a wiseacre to tell us the real Bonnaroo lineup?”

    Camille Surma
    Dynamometer Tester
  • “He must really like music.”

    Martin Veneziano
    Stamp Presser