Paula Deen Admits To Saying N-Word, Racist Jokes

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Paula Deen Admits To Saying N-Word, Racist Jokes

According to a video reportedly obtained by the National Enquirer, Food Network star Paula Deen confessed that she had used the N-word, told racist jokes, and wanted to hire black waiters to play the part of slaves in a wedding she was planning. What do you think?

  • “But she seems so normal.”

    Celeste DeCristofaro
    Latrine Cleaner
  • “You can’t really blame her. The Food Network perpetuates that kind of environment.”

    Lonnie Aguilar
    Music Librarian
  • “Thank God I’m not famous enough where my racism is a problem.”

    Lawrence Obermeyer
    Overlay Plastician