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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Paula Deen Admits To Saying N-Word, Racist Jokes

According to a video reportedly obtained by the National Enquirer, Food Network star Paula Deen confessed that she had used the N-word, told racist jokes, and wanted to hire black waiters to play the part of slaves in a wedding she was planning. What do you think?

  • “But she seems so normal.”

    Celeste DeCristofaro Latrine Cleaner
  • “You can’t really blame her. The Food Network perpetuates that kind of environment.”

    Lonnie Aguilar Music Librarian
  • “Thank God I’m not famous enough where my racism is a problem.”

    Lawrence Obermeyer Overlay Plastician
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