Paula Deen Has Diabetes

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Just For Show

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Paula Deen Has Diabetes

Chef Paula Deen announced this week that she has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. What do you think?

  • "Whew. Good thing I’ve been substituting part skim ricotta in her lasagna sandwich recipe."

    Kevin Rich
    Systems Analyst
  • "She’ll have plenty of help. Paul Prudhomme can show her how to cook from a scooter."

    Frieda Pierce
    Mark-Up Designer
  • "I always knew there was something wrong with that woman, though diabetes was not my first guess."

    Tad Brumley
    Floor Winder
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