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Pawlenty Drops Out

Following a poor showing in the Iowa straw poll, former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty announced Sunday he was no longer seeking to become the Republican nominee for president. What do you think?

  • “I don’t see how this is going to help his campaign at all.”

    Damon Chater Hand Embroiderer
  • "When Ron Paul beats you with hand-painted plywood signs left over from 2007, it's definitely time to pack it up."

    Julie Steltmann Trust-Vault Clerk
  • "If he can't handle the results of some silly straw poll, how would he have handled bombing Iran? I need someone who can handle a straw poll and bomb Iran."

    Jay Diblasi Goods Layer

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