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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Peanut Allergies May Be Cured

According to Duke University medical researchers, a cure for peanut allergies may be five years away. What do you think?
  • "Why didn't you tell me that you were going to mention peanuts? My throat is seizing up already! Quick, the epinephrine!"

    Jimmy Rawls Steam Fitter
  • "Did you know a peanut isn't really a nut? It's a legume! Did you know that? Huh?"

    Daniel Mahone Ice Cream Man
  • "Can they speed that up? I've got a pack of Nutter Butters that expires in 2010."

    Deirdre Barksdale Livery Driver

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