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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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'Peanuts' Movie In The Works

Twentieth Century Fox announced it will begin production on an animated movie of the iconic comic strip Peanuts and gave a targeted release date of November 2015, which coincides with the cartoon’s 65th anniversary. What do you think?

  • “Good call. Kids love defunct comic strips.”

    Steven Bradpiece Nursing Home Administrator
  • “Anyone against this project will be swayed by Linus’ heartfelt soliloquy on uplifting movie adaptations.”

    Ellis Nuth Frame Maker
  • “Can you tell them to wait? I have like 15,000 panels left to read before I get all caught up.”

    Betty Fong Extract Wringer
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