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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Pediatricians Tout Benefits Of Circumcision

After a major review of medical research, the American Academy of Pediatrics announced that the benefits of circumcising newborn males outweighed the risks, citing in particular circumcised men’s lower risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. What do you think?

  • “Look, I can’t keep getting my foreskin sewn back on and then taken off again every time a new study comes out.”

    Jose Angel Rosales University Dean
  • “Whatever this new-fangled thing is, if my son wants it, he can save up his allowance and pay for it himself.”

    Wendy Batzdorff Merchandise Distributor
  • “Of course the doctors recommend it. They’re the ones who get to keep all the foreskins.”

    James Landi Armature Tester

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