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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Pelosi Vows Iraq Scrutiny

New House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has vowed "the harshest scrutiny" to any requests for money or troops from the president. What do you think?
  • "It's a good thing the president has been putting away a little every week in his war-on-terror savings account."

    Terry Remington Carpet Cleaner
  • "Pelosi needs to understand: You gotta spend money to make money."

    Felicia Lamay Recycling Plant Operator
  • "I will also be applying the harshest scrutiny to the president's plan. Thank God my opinion will carry some weight, since I'm a man."

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