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Pennies, Nickels To Change?

Between costly raw materials and manufacturing expenses, pennies and nickels cost more than twice their face value. The Obama administration has asked Congress for permission to change the metal composition for those coins. What do you think?

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  • "Why not take this as an excuse to just scrap them both and replace them with one convenient six-cent coin?"

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