Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

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Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

Recently released documents reveal that the Pentagon considers homosexuality to be a mental disorder, decades after mainstream psychology dismissed that idea. What do you think?
  • "Even though I’m gay, I’m not going to criticize this claim until I at least hear what kind of drugs I might now be able to get if I enlist."

    Dan Klein
    Beverage Sales
  • "Wow, I didn't realize that when the plane hit the Pentagon it had blasted it back in time 50 years."

    Eric March
  • "And here I’d always thought homosexuality was the devil’s work."

    Cassie Corcoran
    Cake Decorator