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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

Recently released documents reveal that the Pentagon considers homosexuality to be a mental disorder, decades after mainstream psychology dismissed that idea. What do you think?
  • "Even though I’m gay, I’m not going to criticize this claim until I at least hear what kind of drugs I might now be able to get if I enlist."

    Dan Klein Beverage Sales
  • "Wow, I didn't realize that when the plane hit the Pentagon it had blasted it back in time 50 years."

    Eric March Intern
  • "And here I’d always thought homosexuality was the devil’s work."

    Cassie Corcoran Cake Decorator
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