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Perez Hilton Writing Children's Book

Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton is writing a children's book entitled The Boy With Pink Hair to be published in September. What do you think?

  • "My 3-year-old loves his blog. If only you could see all the dicks he drew in my cousin’s wedding album."

    Todd Romweber Cable Puller
  • "Luckily for him, a lot of things rhyme with slut."

    Liam Smith Pairer
  • "If he's half as good at entertaining children as he is at making the world terrible, we've got a bestseller on our hands."

    Susan Petersen Kennedy President, Penguin Books

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