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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Period Suppression Pill OK'd

The FDA approved Lybrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?
  • "This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding."

    Chris Jawoerk Marketing Director
  • "This could potentially ruin daytime television's entire sponsorship model."

    Alex Lau Sous Chef
  • "I've already figured out a way to stop the menstrual cycle altogether: 14 consecutive pregnancies."

    Baly Sniderman Admissions Clerk

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