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Period Suppression Pill OK'd

The FDA approved Lybrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?
  • "This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding."

    Chris Jawoerk
    Marketing Director
  • "This could potentially ruin daytime television's entire sponsorship model."

    Alex Lau
    Sous Chef
  • "I've already figured out a way to stop the menstrual cycle altogether: 14 consecutive pregnancies."

    Baly Sniderman
    Admissions Clerk
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