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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Perry Stays In Race

Despite a disappointing fifth-place finish in the Iowa caucus, Texas governor Rick Perry decided to stay in the Republican presidential race. What do you think?

  • "Well, you can't expect every candidate to be as reasonable as Michele Bachmann."

    Rose Smith Systems Analyst
  • "Why is everyone so surprised that a guy named Rick won't take no for an answer?

    Simon Dempsey Respiratory Therapist
  • "You can't blame him. Coming in fifth out of six is way better than he did in school, and look how far he's gone since then."

    Doug Hartley Dispatcher

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