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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Personal Bankruptcy Laws

A new bankruptcy law went into effect last week, making it harder for consumers to clear their debts with Chapter 7 bankruptcy. What do you think?
  • "If they didn't want to go bankrupt, people should have thought about that before deciding to pursue their dreams."

    Kelley Wyler Bank Teller
  • "I'm sure that whatever happens, that man with question marks on his suit will be able to help."

    Don Rensalear Systems Analyst
  • "And just in time for the new restrictions to apply to the hurricane victims, too! Who said there's no such thing as miracles?"

    Claude Connelloy Dairy Farmer

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