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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

Nearly 150 Peruvians claim that they have been made ill by a meteor that crashed in Carangas a week ago. What do you think?
  • "That's what they get for licking a meteor."

    Doug Ng Systems Analyst
  • "It's possible given the amount of dust it kicked up when it struck earth. But don't get me wrong, my money is still on aliens."

    Randi Sandoval Numerologist
  • "If I believed everything 150 Peruvians told me, I'd still be trapped in Robert Redford's wine cellar. It's a long story."

    Jared Iommi Legal Secretary
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