Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

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Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

Nearly 150 Peruvians claim that they have been made ill by a meteor that crashed in Carangas a week ago. What do you think?
  • "That's what they get for licking a meteor."

    Doug Ng
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's possible given the amount of dust it kicked up when it struck earth. But don't get me wrong, my money is still on aliens."

    Randi Sandoval
    Numerologist
  • "If I believed everything 150 Peruvians told me, I'd still be trapped in Robert Redford's wine cellar. It's a long story."

    Jared Iommi
    Legal Secretary
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