PETA Attacks Chris Christie For Killing Spider

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PETA Attacks Chris Christie For Killing Spider

After New Jersey governor Chris Christie posted a video online of him squishing a spider with his hand while meeting with a group of children, the president of PETA issued a response chiding Christie for not thinking about the spider’s worth as a living being. What do you think?

  • “How quickly PETA forgets the topless poster that Christie posed in for them in ’07.”

    Anne Vergallo
    Systems Analyst
  • “Too bad there wasn’t a political cartoonist on hand to write something on the spider, like ‘deficit’ or something.”

    Oliver Kassovitz
    Bookbinder
  • “Well, there go his chances in 2016.”

    Giles Robin
    Employment Counselor
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