PETA Demands New Ending For Live-Action ‘Dumbo’

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PETA Demands New Ending For Live-Action ‘Dumbo’

After Disney announced it is making a live-action remake of the 1941 animated classic Dumbo, PETA has demanded that producers change the original finale of the film, where Dumbo becomes the star of the circus, to a “happy ending” where he can retire from entertainment and escape to an elephant sanctuary. What do you think?

  • “Having to leave the circus would be a devastating blow to a natural performer like Dumbo.”

    Chris Langridge
    Teen Center Supervisor
  • “I’m sure the captive elephant that plays Dumbo will love pretending to be free.”

    Ben Young
    Systems Analyst
  • “PETA always gives good script notes.”

    Jenny Whitaker
    Smoothie Maker