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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Petco To Stop Selling Dog, Cat Treats Made In China

The pet supply retail chain Petco has announced that after the deaths of 1,000 dogs were linked to consuming chicken, duck and jerky treats imported from China, it will cease selling Chinese-made pet treats in its 1,300 stores across the nation. What do you think?

  • "For me this issue is mostly academic, as I've been banned from all 1,300 Petco locations."

    William Kesteren Meat Curer
  • "Now where is my dog going to get his daily recommended allowance of cadmium?"

    Max Whinnett Poker Room Supervisor
  • "Thankfully I've been importing Chinese ducks for months for just such an emergency."

    Sarah Cavalli Sweater Designer

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