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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Petraeus Resigns Over Affair

CIA director and retired four-star Army general David Petraeus resigned after the FBI discovered his extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, the West Point graduate, Army reservist, and Ph.D. candidate who co-wrote his biography. What do you think?

  • “Listen, you don’t get to be a four-star general without smooching a few West Point grads.”

    Serena Ritter Lapidary
  • “As a married man, I can’t tell you how tempting it is to fall in love with your biographer.”

    Glenn Bradfort Systems Analyst
  • “That book was okay. I liked the military stuff, but got bored all those times it talked about his delicate touch or how his wife takes him for granted and doesn’t deserve his love.”

    Vicente Rivera Reed Maker

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