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The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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Phil Collins Retires

In an interview with FHM magazine, Phil Collins announced his retirement from music. What do you think?

  • "All right, but he’d better not be singing in the shower."

    Kip Masterson Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, no. I was still holding out hope that his genius might produce another four seconds of musical magic like those unbelievable four seconds from 'In the Air Tonight' when the drums come in."

    Mary Parks Opaquer
  • "Wait. There's a new FHM out?!?"  

    Arthur McConnell Veneer Clipper

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