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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Phil Collins Retires

In an interview with FHM magazine, Phil Collins announced his retirement from music. What do you think?

  • "All right, but he’d better not be singing in the shower."

    Kip Masterson Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, no. I was still holding out hope that his genius might produce another four seconds of musical magic like those unbelievable four seconds from 'In the Air Tonight' when the drums come in."

    Mary Parks Opaquer
  • "Wait. There's a new FHM out?!?"  

    Arthur McConnell Veneer Clipper

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