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Phil Spector Jury Deadlocked

After seven days of deliberation, the jury in the murder trial of legendary rock producer Phil Spector said they were unable to reach a consensus. What do you think?
  • "Regardless of whether or not he committed this murder he should be put away for the atrocities he committed against McCartney's 'The Long and Winding Road.'"

    Tina Sumner Systems Analyst
  • "Might as well lock him up. Anybody worth recording with is in prison anyway."

    Chris Hook Sports Card Dealer
  • "It is pretty hard to decide. On the one hand, Spector has a decades-long track record of terrorizing women with guns, and on the other hand, he shot that woman in the face."

    Jerry Morris Architectural Draftsman

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