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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Phish To Reunite

Four years after disbanding, the Vermont jam band Phish has announced plans to reunite in March 2009, starting with three performances in Virginia. What do you think?
  • "Oh man, there's no way I'll be able to score mushrooms, gain 20 pounds, and move back in with my parents by March."

    Virginia Walton Systems Analyst
  • "This is like a dream come true! If only all my dreams were this inconsequential."

    Larry Moore Waiter
  • "Wait, they were broken up? Who the hell have I been following around the country for the past few years?"

    John Kihn Closet Organizer

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