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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Photo Of Obama Shooting Gun Stirs Controversy

To corroborate President Barack Obama’s recent assertion that he shoots clay pigeons “all the time” when he visits Camp David, the White House tweeted a photograph of the president firing a shotgun that has drawn considerable scrutiny. What do you think?

  • “I’m sorry, but this one photo does not make up for all the other photos of him not shooting a gun.”

    Michael Vucelich Yeast Pumper
  • “Ooh. I had no idea our president was such a sexy, sexy man.”

    Bianca Karamanos Urban Anthropologist
  • “That has to be a Photoshop. No way Obama owns a belt.”

    Terry Christensen Gaffer
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