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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Photo Of Obama Shooting Gun Stirs Controversy

To corroborate President Barack Obama’s recent assertion that he shoots clay pigeons “all the time” when he visits Camp David, the White House tweeted a photograph of the president firing a shotgun that has drawn considerable scrutiny. What do you think?

  • “I’m sorry, but this one photo does not make up for all the other photos of him not shooting a gun.”

    Michael Vucelich Yeast Pumper
  • “Ooh. I had no idea our president was such a sexy, sexy man.”

    Bianca Karamanos Urban Anthropologist
  • “That has to be a Photoshop. No way Obama owns a belt.”

    Terry Christensen Gaffer

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