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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Photos Of Bin Laden's Body To Stay Secret

A federal court ruled that the government does not have to release photographs of the body of Osama bin Laden taken after he was shot dead in 2011, claiming the images could incite violence against the U.S. What do you think?

  • “Maybe they could lighten the mood a bit by drawing a big handlebar mustache or some eyeglasses on him in the photo?”

    Annette Francine Matchbook Assembler
  • “This is America; my right to salacious entertainment should trump any concerns about national security.”

    Roger Cole Ocularist
  • “If the U.S. government ends up covertly assassinating me after a decade-long manhunt, I’d appreciate they not show those photos either, please.”

    Trevor Bucossi Systems Analyst

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