Pilot Had Little Experience Landing Boeing 777

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Pilot Had Little Experience Landing Boeing 777

According to airline officials, the pilot of the Asiana Airlines flight that crashed at San Francisco International Airport Saturday had limited experience landing a Boeing 777 jetliner, and had only 43 hours of flying time behind the controls of the plane when he attempted to touch down on the runway. What do you think?

  • “Eh, if you’ve been flying for 43 hours, you’ve pretty much seen it all.”

    John DiVincentis Log Peeler
  • “Hasn’t this airline suffered enough without their pilots’ credentials being called into question?”

    Michael Doty Systems Analyst
  • “He tried to land that plane, though. That’s more than most of us can say.”

    Erin Bicks Women’s Activities Advisor


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