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Pistorius Allowed To Leave Country, Compete In Races

A South African court agreed to return Oscar Pistorius’ passport, allowing the paralympic sprinter, who is accused of shooting his girlfriend to death, to leave the country to compete in international track meets. What do you think?

  • “Is the world of professional sports prepared to have an accused criminal in its ranks?”

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