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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Pittsburgh No. 1 In Soot

The American Lung Association named Pittsburgh as the sootiest city in America. What do you think?
  • "I'm still angry that my hometown, Philadelphia, was named No. 1 in sticky surfaces."

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  • "It's not surprising. Pittsburgh is where Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was taped, and that show alone pumped out over one million metric tons of carbon dioxide a year."

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  • "Well, it's better than being the snootiest. How d'ya like that, Greenwich, Connecticut?"

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