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Earliest American Scat Found

The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously...
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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Pittsburgh No. 1 In Soot

The American Lung Association named Pittsburgh as the sootiest city in America. What do you think?
  • "I'm still angry that my hometown, Philadelphia, was named No. 1 in sticky surfaces."

    Steve Brown
    Hair Stylist
  • "It's not surprising. Pittsburgh is where Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was taped, and that show alone pumped out over one million metric tons of carbon dioxide a year."

    Victoria Belew
    Typist
  • "Well, it's better than being the snootiest. How d'ya like that, Greenwich, Connecticut?"

    Alex Downie
    Antiques Restorer
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