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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Plan B To Be Available As Generic

A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do you think?
  • "Great. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to prevent conception but have been dissuaded by Plan B's outrageous $50 price tag."

    Grace Kruger Systems Analyst
  • "When will they come out with something for men who have had unplanned, unprotected sex? Oh, yeah, I guess that's called not calling."

    Chad Johnson Big Rig Mechanic
  • "August?! But my high school reunion is tonight!"

    Lou Hofer Sales Manager

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