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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Plan B To Be Available As Generic

A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do you think?
  • "Great. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to prevent conception but have been dissuaded by Plan B's outrageous $50 price tag."

    Grace Kruger Systems Analyst
  • "When will they come out with something for men who have had unplanned, unprotected sex? Oh, yeah, I guess that's called not calling."

    Chad Johnson Big Rig Mechanic
  • "August?! But my high school reunion is tonight!"

    Lou Hofer Sales Manager
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