Plan B To Be Available As Generic

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Vol 45 Issue 29

Wow Factor Added To Corporate Presentation

CHARLOTTE, NC—Sources confirmed that the wow factor—an intangible set of viscerally pleasing features that instill onlookers with a feeling of exhilaration and intense interest—was successfully added to this Thursday’s upcoming PowerPoint presentation.
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Plan B To Be Available As Generic

A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do you think?
  • "Great. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to prevent conception but have been dissuaded by Plan B's outrageous $50 price tag."

    Grace Kruger
    Systems Analyst
  • "When will they come out with something for men who have had unplanned, unprotected sex? Oh, yeah, I guess that's called not calling."

    Chad Johnson
    Big Rig Mechanic
  • "August?! But my high school reunion is tonight!"

    Lou Hofer
    Sales Manager
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