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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Plan B To Be Available As Generic

A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do you think?
  • "Great. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to prevent conception but have been dissuaded by Plan B's outrageous $50 price tag."

    Grace Kruger Systems Analyst
  • "When will they come out with something for men who have had unplanned, unprotected sex? Oh, yeah, I guess that's called not calling."

    Chad Johnson Big Rig Mechanic
  • "August?! But my high school reunion is tonight!"

    Lou Hofer Sales Manager
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