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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Playboy's Soft Quarter

Playboy Enterprises announced that they lost $3.1 million for the first quarter of 2008. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, with the Internet, now everyone can just go to Granta Online and read quality essays for free."

    Lee Chong Deck Crew
  • "I guess that means I'll have to stop saying 'Sex sells.' Man, I used to love saying 'Sex sells.'"

    Dora Flood Baker
  • "Playboy lost my business a long time ago after I discovered Playgirl."

    Eddie O'Donnell Meat Processor

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