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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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PlayStation 3 Data Breach May Be Biggest Ever

Sony admitted last week that hackers had compromised its network and may have obtained the names, addresses, usernames, passwords, or credit card information of 77 million PlayStation users. What do you think?

  • "Wait, let me give them my other card. The one I have on there is expired."

    Barry Coleman Systems Analyst
  • "That's okay. With all the PlayStation I was playing, my identity wasn't that great, anyway."

    Laura Walker Research Assistant
  • "I hope the International Criminal Court isn't involved in this. I've done some terrible things during Call Of Duty."

    Daniel Glover Actuator

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