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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Polanski Arrested On 31-Year-Old Sex Charge

As he tried to enter Switzerland to receive a lifetime achievement award, filmmaker Roman Polanski was arrested in connection with the 1977 rape of an American 13-year-old. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, like every 13-year-old girl in the country at the time wasn't absolutely crazy about Chinatown director Roman Polanski."

    Jerry Raudive Gravel Inspector
  • "I'm sure now that he's been captured, justice can finally be evaded with money."

    Molli Kass Firefighter
  • "Oh, I’m sure she’s over it by now. The average woman only needs like two years max to get over a rape if it's by someone famous."

    Rolf Jürgenson Feed Elevator Worker

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