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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Poll: 63% Of Americans Want Boehner Out Of Office

A poll conducted after the government reopened found that nearly two-thirds of Americans want House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) ousted from his position, including almost half of Republican respondents. What do you think?

  • “That makes him about the most beloved person in the House.”

    Seth Roisman Organist
  • “What happened? Did he have sex with someone?”

    Armin Thigpen Hair Colorist
  • “Aw, I was just coming around to him.”

    Lucy Zagon Unemployed

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