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A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Poll: 63% Of Americans Want Boehner Out Of Office

A poll conducted after the government reopened found that nearly two-thirds of Americans want House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) ousted from his position, including almost half of Republican respondents. What do you think?

  • “That makes him about the most beloved person in the House.”

    Seth Roisman Organist
  • “What happened? Did he have sex with someone?”

    Armin Thigpen Hair Colorist
  • “Aw, I was just coming around to him.”

    Lucy Zagon Unemployed
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