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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Poll: 63% Of Americans Want Boehner Out Of Office

A poll conducted after the government reopened found that nearly two-thirds of Americans want House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) ousted from his position, including almost half of Republican respondents. What do you think?

  • “That makes him about the most beloved person in the House.”

    Seth Roisman Organist
  • “What happened? Did he have sex with someone?”

    Armin Thigpen Hair Colorist
  • “Aw, I was just coming around to him.”

    Lucy Zagon Unemployed
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